Simple yet not one-note, unpredictable yet reliable, uncannily smart yet dopey at times, gorgeous yet doesn't care - basically, a study in contradictions.
Lookin' for a guy who knows how to laugh, knows how to smile, knows how to use his brain and knows how to use the toilet (high standards). Ability to listen, ability to master rhetoric and the ability to know how to communicate highly desirable.
Ability to formulate complex traffic schematics or decipher ancient runes welcome, but not necessary. Creativity rocks; Improvisation rocks; Rock-collecting...well...is okay.
Should be able to be independent; should be able to develop satisfying goals; should be able to breath air on his own.
Drug-use, self-indulgence, stalking and being psycho-crazy (no, that tree didn't say you're ugly...stop throttling it) doesn't work for me...sorry. If you see something that floats your proverbial boat, give a hoot and/or a holler.
Exposure to me is not carcinogenic in any way. As a matter of fact, I prevent cancer. So there.
I live off sarcasm and liberal doses of mockery - of myself and others.
I'm a silly, sarcastic nerd with just a hint of dorkiness and a bizarre attention to inane detail in search of like-minded guys for general banter and quirky, stimulating conversation.
I like pretending I know what I'm talking about. I can be funny, I can be serious, I can be orange (but have yet to put much effort into it).
And if you're looking for a real mind**, I'm a cynical who happens to love life and people. I'm a living breathing contradiction.
That has to be a recipe for fun.
If you're willing to have coffee and invoke The Great Gallump with me, you're way ahead of the game. Of course you'll ask who The Great Gallump is. And of course I won't be able to tell you.
The Great Gallump is beyond description.
(I couldn't help myself. I just had to say something enigmatic.